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| REVIEWS |
jeri blank wrote
not only that, she called the roommate, and the roommates into it too.
keith wrote
Can't Stand Ya?
bizarro jerry wrote
look at him, isn't he gawgeous?!
yes, he is rather breath taking.
George wrote
It's Gortex
Haroon wrote
you're a bad man jerry very very bad man-baboo
northern wrote
You cant double-dip the chip!
Mulva wrote
Crop circles? Why don't you buy something?
Deloris wrote
Your giving me the it's not you its me rutine...I invented the it's not you it's me if it's any body it's me! Ok George it's you...YOUR DAMN RIGHT IT'S ME!
Rlubbo wrote
"I know D is the biggest! I base my whole life on knowing that D is the biggest!"
Jerry wrote
Who expects an immigrant to have a pony?
Putty wrote
\"Having to call you and buy you stuff...\" \"David!\" \".....hear how everyone at work isn\'t as smart as you. It\'s brutal.\"
Brent wrote
I've always wanted to have sex with a tall woman.
Jerry wrote
I don't want to be a cowboy!
George Costanza wrote
Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
george wrote
YOU KNOW WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!!!!!!!
Jerry wrote
"and you wanna be my latex salesman..."
moqilok wrote
these pretzels are making me thirsty....
George wrote
Hes be-boppin and skatin' all over me and IM LOSIN IT!
steph saile wrote
love vandela
Keith Hernandez wrote
"I'm Costanza - Lord of the Idiots"
Scorp Murray wrote
my name is Kosmo Kramer from the Planet Krytonite!
!!!!!!! elaine put 8 exclamation points. Newman said: "So Mr. Kramer it is tru, u wer gonna kill urself because u cud never be a banker" Kosmo says: "What"
Kramer wrote
Yo Yo Ma!
Seinfan wrote
And you want to be my latex salesman..
Elaine wrote
YOU'RE BALD!
Costanza wrote
A George divided against itself cannot stand!!
Mr Kruger wrote
In your honor of your visit, a donation has been made to the Human Fund. For years, the Human Fund has been fulfilling our motto, "Money for people," by giving money to people who need money. We will honor your name by continuing this fine tradition. Thank you again for visiting, and thank you for helping to get money to the people who need it most.
PennyPacker wrote
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
(random dude at the baseball) wrote
Flesh-coloured suit man!!
georgie wrote
I was in the pool!
Laurence wrote
And i shall call it FESTIVUS! A festivus FOR THE REST OF US!
Mike wrote
...well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
jake wrote
well I slept with ur wife!
Kim wrote
...not that there's anything wrong with that!
george wrote
I won a contest ya' know.
Jerry wrote
I don't want to be a pirate
George wrote
The sea was angry that day my friend. Like an old man trying to send back soup at deli.
Todd Gack wrote
Farvemen
Cosmo wrote
I'm flippin, I'm floppin.
The Ass Man wrote
I'm out there Jerry and I'm LOVVVVVVVVVVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT.
Lisa wrote
Jerry- "You're not getting near that game Newman." Newman- "I'm a little insulted Jerry.."
Jerry- "You're not a little anything Newman."
Jerry Vs Kramer wrote
Jerry - My stereo's all smashed up.
Kramer - That's right, now it looks like it was broken during shipping and I insured it for $400.
Jerry - But you were supposed to get me a refund.
Kramer - You can't get a refund. Your warrantee expired two years ago.
Jerry - So we're going to make the Post Office pay for my stereo?
Kramer - It's a write-off for them.
Jerry - No it isn't.
Kramer - Jerry, all these big companies. They write-off everything.
Jerry - Write it off what?
Kramer - They just write it off.
Jerry - You don't even know what a write-off is ...
Kramer - Do you?
Jerry - No, I don't!
Kramer - But they do. And they're the ones writing it off ...
Jerry - I wish I had the last 20 seconds of my life back.
Billy Mumphry wrote
unbridled enthusiasm
Jarrah wrote
the "suprise blindfold greeting"... that wasn't in the manual..
George wrote
Back it up, Back it up! Beep Beep Beep. What tractor story?
Banya wrote
That\'s gold Jerry...GOLD!!!
thatguy wrote
man that's a lot of potatoes
Elaine wrote
"Would you prefer it if she had no hands at all?"
Estelle wrote
Your father is absolutely right!
We're sitting there like IDIOTS...without a piece of cake!
jerk wrote
his wifes in a coma
jerry wrote
this is no good... this is no good.
Lloyd wrote
Newman
Jerry wrote
well that's a shame..
Art Vandalay wrote
What your using my baby's now ?
George wrote
SUMMER OF GEORGE
thisguy wrote
man...were missin the deathblow
Elaine wrote
No, I mentioned the bisque.
Kramer wrote
Giddyup!
George's Father wrote
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!?!?!?! YOU GOT IT..!!!!!!!!!!
S Belum wrote
like the lure of the siren song..never what it seems to be, but who among us can resist?
The Machine wrote
Believe it or not George isn't at home, Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone, where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home.......Beep
jay wrote
CO..........STANZA
Kramer wrote
Jerry... the WHOLE BUILDING is made of brick
frank costanza wrote
loyd brawn was crazy, his phone wasn't even plugged in
insane membrain wrote
sweet fancy moses.
Cosmo Kramer wrote
That's it. I'm out of the contest!
Jerry wrote
What do you mean you can\'t go? There\'s two really girls sitting at the counter eating grilled cheese. Cheese, George! Cheese!
Jay Nightingale wrote
Shalom!
shane Gibson wrote
the sea was angry that day my friends...... much like an old man trying to return soup in a deli.
JT wrote
ELAINE: I hate the counter.
KRAMER: Who's that?
ELAINE (to Jerry): Well, I got a 212 number from this little old lady in my building-- Mrs. Krantz.
JERRY: Oh, she didn't mind?
ELAINE: No. She died.
JERRY: Hey, that's great.
GEORGE: What happened to Mrs. Krantz?
JERRY: Elaine got a new number because she died.
KRAMER: Newman died?
ELAINE: What did he say?
JERRY: Some new kind of pie.
GEORGE: I'll try a piece.
KRAMER: All right, who's down there?
JERRY: Hey, there's a booth.
They all get up to move.
KRAMER: Hey, Elaine.
ELAINE: Oh, hi.
KRAMER: Did you hear about Newman?
ELAINE: What?
Kramer whimpers.
GreatESTfReakID wrote
Kramer -- Why dont you just TELL me the name of the movie you would like to see?!
George -- Did he just TAKE the box of raisins??
Soup Nazi -- NO SOUP FOR YOU.
lol wrote
kramerica is better! :)
I NEED THIS SHIRT
Morty Seinfeld wrote
MY WALLET'S GONE! MY WALLET'S GONE!
Ben wrote
BLOW OUT THE CANDLES GEORGE!
Stop it! Your killing him!!!
Steve wrote
Kramer: I'M OUT!!
troy Williams wrote
Anyway can take a reservation. It's the holding that counts.
Jason wrote
George: "Your giving the 'its not you, its me routine?'..I invented 'its not you its me', nobody tells me its them not me, if its anybody, its me!!"
Women: "Alright, George..its you.."
George: "Your DAMN right its me"
Brian wrote
"How do you live with yourself?"
"It's not easy."
Frank wrote
"He STOPPED SHORT!"
madmardigan wrote
DO YOU EVER GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND THANK GOD THAT YOU HAVE ACCESS TO ME AND MY DEMENTIA!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR NOT GONNA DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Mindy wrote
Now everyone at the office is calling me "Nip!"
jerry wrote
are you sensing anything right now?
nikola wrote
Cartwright?
Jake wrote
But where does the meat go?
Mr.Kostanza wrote
"Festivus for the rest of us!"
Soup Nazi wrote
No soup for you!
Kramer at Kramerikas Ind wrote
..and with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken..!
george wrote
when you look annoyed everyone automatically assumes you're busy.
jerome wrote
superman wore a cape!
and i'll be damned if i'm gonna stand here and let you say somethign bad about him!
Pete wrote
its not the size of the opponent, but the ferocity
nic wrote
i'm on no sleep, NO SLEEP!!
Dr. Van Nostren wrote
Fredo was weak and stupid, he shouldn't have eaten that key!
Mark wrote
Serenity NOW !!
Jon wrote
"Hey, the assman's in town"
"You got that straight!"
Slippery Pete wrote
Oh he's the best ---- ANNNND the worst
Desperado wrote
It's like I'm sitting in the car and he's out riding fences.
haha wrote
...You are soooooo good looking
Jenny wrote
Say Vandelay! Say Vadelay!
Bob Sacamano wrote
Tony HEY HEY Tony
Kim wrote
Who told you to put the balm on? I didn\'t tell you to put the balm on.
Bettis wrote
MAYBE THA DIN-GO ATE YOUR BABY?!
Kramer wrote
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious!"
Richard wrote
Yeah that\'s right...!
Mortee wrote
How could you spend 200 dollars on a tip calculator?!
Kramer wrote
I got gonorhea
George Costanza wrote
"The sea was angry that day my friends.. like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli"
miracle wrote
She just took credit for my salad.
Nicodemus wrote
"I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION?"
Robb wrote
"I said "EASY BIG FELLA'"."
Soup Nazi wrote
No soup for you!
Jo wrote
"Maybe the dingo ate your baby."
Leana wrote
Tippy toe, lemon tree!
ksingh wrote
no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel
Shmoopie wrote
It's a Festivus miracle!!!!
Saskpooh wrote
Tippytoe, Tippytoe!
GRBoyea wrote
"Seinfeld.....4"
George wrote
"It's the summer of George"
"Is that velvet."
Jerry wrote
She eats her pees one at a time. But yet I saw her eat corn niblets, but she scooped them. That's what was so vexing...
Uncle Leo wrote
Hello!!!!! [not to be confused with Helloooooo!]
billy mumphry wrote
unbridled enthusiasum
cantstandyaaaa wrote
worlds colliding!
DESDICHADO wrote
LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE!
liam wrote
it was a pick,not a scratch!
Nico wrote wrote
Jerry - \"who is this?\"
rebelious george wrote
"I'M A BOOTLEEGER!"
Kel Varnson wrote
You want to be my latex salesman?
I have enough problems just manufacturing the stuff.
Jerry wrote
Jerry- She had man hands....
Elaine- Man hands?
Jerry- MAN HANDS.
Suzanne wrote
"Its like a filing cabnet hanging off your ass"
newman wrote
"OH THE HUMANITY!"
Steven wrote
THIS PRETZEL'S ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
Nate wrote
It's a show about Nothing
Kieron wrote
kramer-Stick a fork in me Jerry i'm done
Levels , "Rusty"
Jerry- What happened to your face it's like an old catchers mit
Kramer- what do you mean ? Dont look at me im Hideous
GEORGE- hey look at that its rcoking
Jerry- if its rockin dont go a knocking
newmen- VILE WEED
Perley wrote
"Hey Cedric, Bob! This guy won't wear the ribbon!"
"Who?!? Who will not wear the, harrrrribon?!?"
Kim wrote
Who told you to put the balm on?
Nate wrote
you see, you two need to work on communication ... then, and ONLY then, will there be a fair exchange of sex and discounts
Washed up desperate housewife wrote
They're real...and they're spectacular.
Bubble Boy wrote
It\'s Moors not Moops, you idiot!
H.E. Pennypacker wrote
I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my peculiar habits, and the women that I frequent with...
Soup Nazi wrote
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!
Carly wrote
Don't look at me...I'm hidious!
Steinbrenner wrote
I had a bout of that ouce.. knocked me right on my ass.
Elaine wrote
You're not sponge worthy.
Newman wrote
Jerry-"Hold it, broccoli? Newman you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce."
Newman-"I love broccoli...it's...good for you."
Jerry-"Really? Then maybe you'd like to have a piece."
Newman-"Gladly"
Newman-*spits out broccoli* "VILE WEED!!!"
Elaine wrote
It shrinks?
Slippery Pete wrote
George: "I've got a source"
Jerry: "You've got a source?.....You've got a mickey source?"
Soup Nazi wrote
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Frogger King GLC wrote
Louise: George, I have to have sex.
George: I once shared the same outlook, but now I have so many things to occupy my mind. For instance, the atom.
Louise: Good-bye George. I hate you.
George: What a fascinating turn of events.
Kenny Rogers Roasters wrote
Kenny..Don't Go...Kenny!!!!
double dip wrote
did cosmo take this pic?
Jazzysushi wrote
What's that red dot?
George wrote
Look at me! I am man! I am you!!
Bob Likely wrote
I think I see a nipple.
Elaine wrote
Let's just replace "kicking in skulls" with "strolling through a dewy meadow"
We'll change "hail of shrapnel and scar tissue" to "string of pearls and raspberry scones"
George wrote
You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details... Now you listen to me... I want details and I want them right now! I don’t have job , I have no place to go… you’re not in the mood? well you GET in the mood
Krama wrote
Hey Jerry, you have any shredded coconut?
mayday wrote
Sometimes I like to help the humans.
Cedric wrote
Who!?!?! Who will not wear de ribbon!?!?!
Greggor wrote
It's the best Jerry, the best!
kramer1 wrote
where do you think your going crackerjack
FedRaider wrote
Our boy Georgey doesn\'t have a job...he\'s a bum
bootleggin the movie wrote
Tell him Jerry...
I'm a joke maker
awesome wrote
sorry doesent sweetin my teeth
JAKE!! wrote
the ukrane is weak
i am from ukrane
hey buddy we are trying to play a game here
you think ukrane is game *smashes board*
SomeUglyBaby wrote
The pig says, "My wife is a slut"?
George wrote
The see was angry that day my firends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli
Kramer wrote
the bus is OUTA control
Brandy wrote
I was in the POOL...........I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kramer wrote
"Not every Day"!!!
Edwardo Carouchio wrote
You know if you take everything I've accomplished in my life and squeeze it into one day... It's decent
George wrote
Do women know about shrinkage?
George wrote
I dont even like t sit next to another man on an airplane because our knees may touch
Kristina wrote
REPARATIONS!
Chris Wainman wrote
Why would anybody leave a country packed with pony's to come to a non pony country !
Elaine wrote
STELLA!!!!!!!!!!
lindley wrote
what's a chuckle?
AssMan wrote
It was a one in a million shot doc! ONE IN A MILLION!!!
Kramer wrote
There's nothing more pathetic then a grown man afraid of a woman!!
Elaine wrote
I don\'t know what your parents did to you.
Elaine wrote
I DON'T LIKE THIS THING!! AND HERE'S WHAT I'M DOING WITH IT!!!!!!
george too funny and natural wrote
George - I'm going on a date with this woman. She has a little Marissa Tomey thing goin' on.
Jerry - Too bad you got a little George Costanza thing goin' on.
Deepak wrote
Maybe a dingo ate your babee!
Baboo wrote
People? You see any people? Where are the people? There are no people!!
player 1 wrote
1. "Did, did you just double dip that chip?\"
2. \"You very bad man!\"
Schrebbo wrote
No soup for you !!!
lameoid wrote
george- thats it.. ive had it.. i need to get out of this city!
jerry- so, you're tunnelling to the center of the earth??
jerry- we're behind you Aquaboy.. Godspeed!
Tyler wrote
Cosmo: please enter the first 3 letters of the movie you'd like to see using your touch tone pad
Beckyj wrote
Jerry: Look at your face, it looks like a baseball mitt! Kramer: Look away.... I'm hideous!
Jon K. wrote
You dipped the chip, took a bite.........AND YOU DIPPED AGAIN!
Elaine Benis wrote
It had no personality...
Andrea.Mutton wrote
Elaine: Do I smell something? What am I, hard of smelling? Of *course* I
smell something.
Jerry: What is it?
Elaine: I think it's B.O.!
Jerry: What?
Elaine: It's B.O. The *valet* must have had B.O.
Jerry: It *can't* be. Nobody has B.O. like this.
Elaine: Jerry. It's *B*.*O*.
Jerry: But the whole car smells.
Elaine: So?
Jerry: So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B".
Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it.
Rob wrote
George double dip with the same chip................
tony wrote
you want the pen, take the pen!!
did you hear them say major reconstructive surgery?
the makinah peaches!!!
that's nonfat right?
people kept ringing the bell!!
am i crazy or is that a lot of gum?
yada yada yada...
Wona Contest wrote
Get OUT!
Master of his domain wrote
I don't trust the guy. I think he re-gifted, then he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a superbowl sex romp!
Polly wrote
"Im back BABY"
Rubberband NewYork wrote
This Pretzel's Making Me Thirsty!
Greggor wrote
"I yadda-yadda'd sex"
Kramer wrote
Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see?
George wrote
For I am Costanza... LORD OF THE IDIOTS!
seinfed lover wrote
step off george
lexkent wrote
THERE PRETZEL'S ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
REid wrote
YEEEAH CAT FIGHT!!
Georgie wrote
Libman: Let me it put it to you plainly - you had sex with the cleaning lady!
George: Was that wrong?
seinfeld all the way wrote
Jun 14th, 1987. Mets Phillies we're enjoying a beautiful day in the left field stands when a crucial hernandez error opens up a 5 run Phillies 9th cost the Mets the game. Our day was ruined...
Larry wrote
That's Preeettty preeetty preeeettty good!
Jack Klompus wrote
What\'d ya think? I\'ve never ridden in a Cadillac before? Believe me, I have ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times, THOUSANDS!!!!!! (pointing at Morty)
George wrote
The jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
George wrote
He was bee bopping and scatting all over me
Elaine wrote
Hey! Fold your dog's ear back!
Hey wrote
Wow, I didn't know so many people still liked this show!!!
Andy wrote
"Yeah?! Well the jerk store called, they're all out of you!"
--"Thats fine, cause you're their number one seller!"
"YEAH?!!! WELL I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!!!"
micky wrote
YOUR NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATER PIC!
earl wrote
\"just one lie, I\'m living like 20\"
Jeff Noice wrote
Why is George's right hand sooo much smaller than his left, when the left hand is farther away....?
George Steinburner wrote
Ofcourse I'm upset Elaine......I'm paying for these meals.
james wrote
what kind of pie you making?..... Huckle-berry
TeamHammond wrote
"She's got man's hands"
George wrote
We're making incredible time here!
He's a low talker!
You got to see the baby!
JimmyD wrote
And you want to be my latex salesman!
Jackie wrote
You can't try a bra on over a leotard. A bra has to go right up against a persons skin. Like a glove!
Steve wrote
"NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT"
cantstandya wrote
you know if it were socially acceptable i would drape myself in velvet
Milosh wrote
another win for MILOOOSSSHHH
Hayley H wrote
I LOVE this t-shirt, it's awesome and SUPER fast delivery even to Australia, I got it in a week! Thanks!
"It's not a lie if you believe it"
"It's like I was making a prison break, you know. And I'm heading for the wall, and I trip and I twist my ankle, and they throw the light on you, you know. So, somehow I get through the crying and I keep running. Then the cursing started. She's firing at me from the guard tower: 'Son of a bang! Son of a boom!' I get to the top of the wall, the front door. I opened it up, I'm one foot away. I took one last look around the penitentiary, and I jumped!"
James Spader wrote
Well I'm sorry I didn't want your rather BULBOUS head ruining the delicate neck line of my sweater...
George wrote
You wanna have sex now? YOU WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW??!!!
Sam wrote
*Discussing Kramer's coffee table made from a wind-shield*
Elaine- "I'm gonna break my neck on that! It's invisible, I can't even see it."
Jerry- "You'll sense it!"
The Wiz wrote
Fax me some halibut.
Davis wrote
The Sea was angry that day my friend............Hole in One!!!
mr bookman wrote
who IS this?
Jeremy wrote
High five
George wrote
My mother made all this paiyaya!
Pig-man wrote
"And hes not a Pig-Man, is he?"
"No hes not, hes just a fat little mental patient!"
Len Nickadeemo wrote
Well, my friend Jay Reimenshneider eats horse all the time...he gets it from his butcher!
George wrote
I was in the pool! I was in the pool!
Arthur Vandelay wrote
You dipped the chip, you took a bite. And you dipped again.
so?
Thats like putting your whole mouth in the dip! From now on just take one dip and end it!
jackie childs wrote
Rochelle Rochelle....a woman's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsc
Lois Lane wrote
Chinese Restaurant Owner: Seinfeld, four.
Jerry: A menage-a-trois.
Kramer & George: I like to stop at the duty-free shop!
Elaine: How do we know that the dog food is any good? Who tastes it?
Mrs. Seinfeld: How could anybody not like him?
Conor wrote
"The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!" George
jon voight wrote
"Chips Madame?"
Varnson wrote
these are load bearing walls! They're not gonna come down!
John wrote
"Seinfeld's van, Seinfeld's van!?!"
"What's he saying?"
"I DONT KNOW.....I THINK HE'S SAYING SON OF SAM!"
alex wrote
Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
wally wrote
The Librarian, now she needs a little Kramer.
Soup nazi wrote
Spanish eh.
Well adios Muchacho.
mailslate wrote
Doris!
Franklin Delano Romanowski wrote
Jerry: Well what look did he give you?
George: Stink eye,
Jerry: Crook eye?
Kramer: .....evil eye.
Tim Watley wrote
Your a raging Anti-Dentite!
Costanza wrote
Khaaaaaaaan!
Tara Erickson wrote
But I dont wanna be a pirate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cosmo wrote
Tell that to Bobby Colby ...All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well he went home alright - with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet! Had to sit him on a cork the eighteen hour flight home!
art wrote
I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
H.E. Pennypacker wrote
These stories need no embellishment, they are simply the stories of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man.
With my help, steven koren can become everything I claim to be and more.
Costanza wrote
TWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXX!!!!!!
Kramer, Drunk wrote
That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch.
Arog wrote
George: Coffee doesn\'t mean coffee at 12 oclock at night, coffee means sex.
Elaine: Some people drink coffee that late at night.
George: Yeah, people who work at Norad who are on 24 hour missile watch. People this stupid shouldn\'t be allowed to live
suellen misshki wrote
jerry: "so he jus seidles up?
elaine: "yes, he's a real SEIDLER!"
jerry wrote
want some pizza??!!??
Georgey wrote
You double dipped the chip.
George: Double dip?
ya dipped the chip, took a bite, than ya dipped it again
Chinese Restaurant Manager wrote
Seinfeld! Four!!
keri wrote
elaine: david! i\'m going to hell! the worst place in the world! with devils, and those...those caves, and the ragged clothing. and the heat, MY GOD the HEAT! i mean what do you think about all that?
david: it\'s gonna be rough.
elaine: *scoffs* you should be trying to save me!
david: don\'t boss me! this is why you\'re going to hell!
elaine: i am NOT going to hell. and if you think i\'m going to hell, you should care that i\'m going to hell, even though i am NOT.
david: you stole me Jesus fish didn\'t you?
elaine: yeah, that\'s right!
Jerry wrote
"Helllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Jerry wrote
...To the idiot-mobile!
Jerry wrote
"sex to save the friendship"
Jamie G wrote
George's Parents:
Frank: Why'd you have to put the bananas in there!?
Estell: George likes the BANANAS!!
Frank: He can have the Bananas ON THE SIDE!!!
Sunny Sandhu wrote
Frog? Frog is wrong.
Elaine wrote wrote
He took IT! OUT!
Queen of The Castle wrote
And you want to be my latex salesman
Sidra wrote
I think you're both mentally ill. (leaves, then opens the door again.) ......... And by the way...they're real, and they're spectacular
Lord of the manor wrote
George likes his chicken spicy!
The Human Fund: Money for people wrote
George: I flew to close to the sun on wings of pastrami
Jerry: Ya, that's what ya did.
SLS wrote
why the hell do people have to quote every memorable seinfeld since episode 1?
randz wrote
Estelle: And he was treating his body like an amusement park!!
The Meat Slicer wrote
Kramer: I've cut slices so thin, that you couldn't even see them.
Elaine: How did you know you cut them?
Kramer: Well, I guess....I just assumed.
Kerri Macklan wrote
"So when you answer the phone, you have to answer. "Vandelay Industries"
Pennypacker wrote
I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with.
Fishinvision wrote
I've been working out. I went from a 40 to a 42. I'm huge!
Bod Zaman wrote
" I got news for ya joy boy!"
Kristi wrote
SERENITY NOW!!!
daroadrunner wrote
"That's a lot of gum..."
puddy wrote
theres an insane assilem right near here.
soup nazi says\\\; NO SOUP FOR YOU!!...COME BACK, ONE YEAR!
Matthew wrote
Thanks for ruining my daddys business you fat f**
puddy wrote
Ah what's the point, when they like you you don't like them...when you like them they don't like you.
jfk wrote
CANTSTANDYA!!
frank wrote
Del Boca Vista!
quidividi wrote
"How old would Aunt Baby be today" "She'd never make it"
Kosmo wrote
family's?....THERE prisons....and you're doing time...how was your day today? Was it a good day or a bad day? Well....then...what kind of day was it?...i dunno..!!!
mexico wrote
I'm gonna slip him a mickey!!-George
coatesy wrote
you mean there isnt one condo in all of del vesto vico
George wrote
You know I've always wanted to pretend to be an architech
George The Tourist wrote
You know if you take everything I've ever done in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent!
Costanza wrote
Oh it is your earrings, it is your chopsticks, but its so much more!! Your pretentious!! You call people by their full names!! You called my doorman Sammy, Samuel, but you didn't even say Samual, you went Samuelllll!!!
Jackie Childs wrote
That's DR. Abbott...DDS. Tim Watley was one of my students. And if this wasn't my son's wedding, I'd knock your teeth out you anti dentite *astard!!
Kevin wrote
RUSTY!!!!!!!!!!!!............
Seinfeld rules 420 wrote
you know that new addition to the the cosmopoliton. ya that was me
Peterman wrote
I said milky white!!!!
Little Jerry wrote
Kramer - I'm gonna give Little Jerry a hot bath.
Jerry - Kramer, not too hot...
Kramer - Yeeeea
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Jerry - Little Jerry just ran fron Newman's in 28 seconds!
George - Is that good?
Jerry - I have no idea...
Dave wrote
The pig says, "My wife is a slut"?
third person Jimmy wrote
What The Hell did u put banana's in there?
GEORGE LIKES THE BANANA'S!
Alec Berg wrote
Alec Beeeerrrrrggg, How are you today Mr Beeeeeerrrrgggg
Uncle Leo wrote
Jerry!!, HELLO!, JERRY!! HELLOOO!!
George wrote
If you don't say anything in the next five seconds, I'll know you paid over $1000.00 for that jacket!!
ang wrote
George says" Does she have a pinkish hue?"
Psiko1 wrote
"Sic Semper Tyranus!!!!"
johnny bravo wrote
HELLO NNNNNNNNNNNNNNEMAN.....
ASS-MAN wrote
"He was a bit of a close talker"
"She had man hands"
David Puddy wrote
Has a Kroner Comprehension Problem
Magoo wrote
YOU GOTTA SEE THE BAABYYYYYYY!!!
Rybonator wrote
"Poppy's a little sloppy"
Kramer wrote
Yeah, move along Betty.
Nathan wrote
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
Airik Woodson wrote
"The Dingo ate your baby"
-Elaine
Soup Nazi aka NO SOUP FOR YOU wrote
does this shirt suffer from shrinkage!?
"IT SHRINKS???!!!" Elaine
"like a frightened turtle" Jerry
Darren wrote
"Kramer says "hey Buddy"...
George wrote
You wanna get nuts? LETS GET NUTS!
The Drake wrote
Love the Drake! Hate the Drake!
Jerry wrote
Hello! La La La....
Kevin wrote
It's Festivus for the rest of us!
denim vest wrote
Typhoid? Mumps?
zach cline wrote
Festivus for the rest of us!!
Walter wrote
so which one of you is supposed to be the funny guy?
oh he is ha ha he is the comedian
oh im just a regular guy
we had a funny guy in korea, tailgunner
they blew his brains out over the pacific ...
theres nothin funny about that!
Rico wrote
Top of the muffin to you.
frank costanza wrote
Del Boca Vista
Cosmo wrote
Jerry these are load bearing walls they're not gonna come down!
Evan wrote
...and by the way, they're real and they're spectacular!!!
Moch wrote
if you don't want to be a part of society jerry why don't you just pack up and move to the east side!
Sammy wrote
George: ...."you'll pay? I'm in."
George wrote
Pulp can move, baby!
Stephen Abela wrote
Elaine
STOP IT!
Mitch wrote
Not that theres anything wrong with that!
Skippy wrote
John Cheever? Yes, I'm familiar with some of his writing.
georgie wrote
i've got so much hand i'm coming out of my gloves
mark anthony wrote
Believe it or not George isn't at home
I must be out or i'd pick up the phone
Where could i be?
Believe it or not im not home
Jared wrote
if your gonna live in a butchers shop im gonna treat you like a piece of meat
darin wrote
Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice out of Mr. Seinfeld’s drink with his bare hands, using it to wash up. Then Mr. Costanza remarked to me, "This never happened."
dpvd wrote
look away Jerry I'm hideous!
kennadaray wrote
I'm out there Jerry and I 'm lovin every minute of it ..... don't you see... there is nothing between him and us but a thin layer of gaberdine
Art Vandelay wrote
YOU STUFF YOUR SORRIES IN A SACK!
James wrote
That is one magic lugy
Newman wrote
When you control the mail, you control...INFORMATION!
Jerry wrote
I dont wanna be a pirate!
anishae wrote
my mother caught me
frank costanza wrote
As I rained blows down upon his chest
Nat wrote
stick a fork in me Jerry, I'm done!
The Yuk wrote
Anyone can take a reservation, but you didn't HOLD the reservation...and that's really the most important part of the reservation...the holding.
Jorge Costanza wrote
u don't have to worry about me, I won a contest
elaines last sponge wrote
How many come in a case?
Ovi wrote
I WAS IN THE POOL, I WAS IN THE POOL.
Kenny Banya wrote
THATS GOLD JERRY....GOLD
Dom wrote
Kramer: RUSTY!!!!!
Elaine wrote
You want a christmas card?!? Well, HERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD!!!
Cornelius wrote
Pulp can move baby!!
Superman wrote
Jerry: You ate it out of the trash!?
George: It wasn’t actually in the trash it was above the cylinder, just hovering there.
Susan wrote
I'm an importer/exporter.
Max wrote
"Jerk store's the line! JERK STORE!"
Del wrote
Kramer: We can't all read the classics. . .professor eyebrow!
Frank Constanza wrote
" A Festivus.....for the rest of us!!!"
Jase wrote
George to Elaine:
'IM NOT TREATING YOU TO LUNCH....ANYMORE!'
Jim wrote
"I think he's a re-gifter, then a de-gifter, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a super bowl sex romp!
The Sein wrote
Jerry: So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, what the hell, i'll just eat some trash.
George: No, no, no, no, no. It was not trash.
Jerry: Was it in the trash?
George: Yes.
Jerry: Then it was trash.
Andy wrote
hey a rules a rule! and lets face it, without rules....there's chaos
Andy wrote
Kramer goes to a fantasy camp, his whole life is a fantasy, people should plunk down $1,500 a week to live like him. Live off your eighbors food, fall ass backwards into money and have sex with no strings attached, thats a fantasy
Kramerica Industry wrote
He is merry, I'll give him that
Eleanora wrote
George: I got hand, baby!
Woman: And you\'re gonna need it!
Co....stanza! wrote
I worked out with a dumbell today. I feel vigorous!
Natalie wrote
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
mark wrote
Is anyone here a marine biologist?
Gavin wrote
Frank: Well it SUCKS!!!!
bs wrote
i don't believe people really wrote all this. looks like search engine spam to me
Dave wrote
Frank: "Elaine I can see now saying hello, she's very, what's the word? 'Supercilious'..... BUT HOW COULD JERRY NOT SAY HELLO?"
Danielle wrote
He's one of those high talkers.
MARYD wrote
they're real, and they're spectacular!!!
Libby wrote
HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!!!!!!
Bosco wrote
But none could match the beauty of his own hand... ...he was left with nothing but a claw.
Artistic integrity?! Where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity.
May I have one of those, madam?
I don't care for term 'Grease Monkey'. I don't know too many monkeys that could take apart a fuel injector.
Kenny wrote
I calculated my odds...with a Portuguese waitress...mathematically i had to do it.
D#CK#R wrote
Now, cant you two see, that your in love with each other
Casey wrote
He's an importer-exporter
Steve wrote
"Gitty Up"
The Doorman wrote
"I have a George Bonanza here to see you"
Mr. Pitt wrote
come on, be a come with guy.
Mojo wrote
SERENITY NOW!
Mailman wrote
You said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know.
mark wrote
what the hell is a plantain?
Shermie wrote
Horse McLean like his girls big! And Fast Ed likes em even bigger.
Elaine wrote
Denim vest! He's smoothing it!
You make a lot of man friends. You know who's a man? Charlie here, he's a man. You know who else? Me. I'm a man.
"The Human Fund. Money for people."
Yama - Hama! It's fright night!
Daddy Long Hoss wrote
I can't believe it...........Shermies looks like a penis only smaller.
RealFan wrote
How do you eat them, with your hands?
PB2000 wrote
You took the bread out of Jimmy's mouth!
MEEEEEEEEEE wrote
God i miss that show
d wrote
"It's Gortex"
0600 wrote
soup's not a meal jerry
Porxster wrote
Mrs Constanza:"I cant' beleive this,my own son treating his body like an amusement park!!!
puffy shirt wrote
they are killing independent George!!!
hello NEWMAN
FROM NOW ON IM GONNA DO THE OPPISITE TO WHAT I WOULD NORMALLY DO! (my favourite episode)
Ray282 wrote
you put the chip in the dip and take the chip
you dont take another dip
thats like putting your whole mouth in the dip
take a chip, put it in the dip AND END IT!!
WTWASP wrote
My name is George.... I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
kramer says wrote
we're all at the same skill level Jerry
ivantis wrote
You are aware...
I am aware!? I am aware!?
Romanw56 wrote
"Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottle and cans in the trunk, nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine bottles and cans. At ten cents a bottle and ten cents a can, we're pulling in five hundred dollars a man. Nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-eight bottle and cans in the trunk, nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-eight bottles and cans. We fill up with gas, we count up our cash!!..."
Gym Teacher wrote
Can't Stand Ya
George's Answerphone wrote
Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home.
Marty wrote
S-T-E-L-L-A-A-A!!!
Dmoney2305 wrote
George is gettin' upset!!!
Wish Kramer was my neighbor wrote
You can stuff your "sorry"s in a sack, mister!
baycoast254 wrote
Shrinkage
The Drake wrote
Mulva.
What did you say?
Mulva. That's my grandmother's name.
You don't know my name, do you?
Of course I do.
Then what is it?
(Fill in your best line here).
Good-bye Jerry.
Deloris.
As for the shirts, what's lacking is a knife to go along with the slogan.
Alfred wrote
George: Quick whats ur favourite animal?
SRF Candidate: I don\'t....frog?
George: Frog??...Frog is wrong
Al wrote
Worlds are colliding!
art vandelay wrote
I like Christian rock. It\'s very positive. It\'s not like those real musicians who think they\'re so cool and hip.
e wrote
"it's thermometer"
Jerry Seinfeld wrote
But I dont wanna be a pirate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JDM wrote
Now! Now, George! Turn on the faucet! George, turn on the faucet! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mama! Hoochie mamamaaaaa!
Mark wrote
Sir, I know what a reservation is. I dont think you do!
drumdoc wrote
George is gettin' upset!
fragile freddie wrote
"Is this Seinfeld's van?"
"oh, my gawd, he said son of sam!"
SRG wrote
"And you want to be my latex salesman?"
Chris wrote
Its my comment but you can read it!
simon purdue wrote
we have to have sex to keep the friendship
BG wrote
"You want a Christmas card, here's your Christmas card!"
Elaine wrote
Maybe the Dingo ate yo baby!
Paul wrote
It MOVED !
ziad wrote
HOOCHI-MAMAAAA!!!!!
kyle wrote
My father's gay
Elaine wrote
He took it out.
NEss wrote
FAKE ... FAKE....FAKE FAKE.....
Eddie Sherman wrote
It's the middle of the night. The mind races. You think about your knife--the only friend who hasn't betrayed you. The only friend who won't be dead by sun up. Sleep tight mates in your quilted chambray nightshirt.
Jerry wrote
'Hellooooooooo... La la la'
'Were still doin' that?'
Brad wrote
"She had man hands.."
norseman wrote
gotta support the team
Elise wrote
I'M NOT DRIVING HIM TO THE AIRPORT!
Michael wrote
Your Through Soup Nazi...NEXT!!!
Lloyd Bridges wrote
Every Magic Pan crepe is handrolled by a Mendelbaum. It's what puts the 'Magic' in 'Magic Pan'!
Kramer wrote
Wood, Jerry. Wood.
Jane wrote
The only thing separating him from us is a thin layer of gabardine..." ...
jimbo wrote
I'm Down
P M wrote
"So a maestro tells you to put a balm on and you do it?!?"
Rhuler wrote
"In college they used to call me the little bulldog"
Jerry wrote
Cause he's my butler!!
Mr Bevilacqua wrote
He knows about the worlds!
deafmike wrote
Man's best friend.....I want something like that on my tombstone Jerry !
SeinNutter wrote
But I don\'t wanna be Switzerland!
ASSMAN wrote
I call it 'controlled jubilation'
seinfieldexpertjay wrote
for whoever said flesh-coulored suit man its complelty wrong. its "body suit man" and the puffy shirt should be sold on this site. it would be excallent; "but i dont wanna be a pirate"
maged horse wrote
is it because u dont want him to know that u have a friend who pees in the shower
"Da Bro" wrote
Still lookin for the "manzier!! Big market out there,....BIG market!!!
The Face Painter wrote
we're the devils!!!!! THE DEVILLLLLLLLLSSS!!!!!!!! (HISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Jono wrote
I Dig
Big Rick wrote
well thaddaya know, a hole in one uh
elaine wrote
im gonna visit my mother and see if she's laid my panties out for me
natalie wrote
George "get it on with your badself"
Elaine "you know what jerry is in indian JUGDISH"
"i got bit by a dog and i was bleeding to death"
Kramer "the cat reeeee is outta the bag" Kosmo Kramer
papa wrote
...giddy up
Christos wrote
she had man hands
Elaine wrote
The pig says my wife is a slut.
Jerry: Now that's a complaint!
jerry wrote
hellooooooooooo
michelle wrote
STELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Baboo wrote
The wheels are in motion!
Mark wrote
Kramer: I won't be like you Jerry, I'll never be like you!
Nick wrote
Remember Jerry. Its not a lie if you beleive it
George Costanza wrote
VANDELAY!!!! SAY VANDELAY!!!!!
Kramer: What delay industries?
George Work colleague wrote
"Hey George, the ocean called, there running out of shrimp"
johnno wrote
he was a survivor on the andrea dora
7 wrote
I'm going to name my kid Seven.
Jerry wrote
"That's not gonna be good for business."
Jerry: That's not gonna be good for anybody.
kramer wrote
you STUPID STUBBORN SILLY MAN!!
yo yo ma wrote
Signals Jerry! Signals!!!
Lori wrote
George: "The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."
Later:
Kramer: "Was that a Titleist?"
Ed wrote
Isnt that georges father talking to a man in a cape?
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