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Police Chief of Malibu wrote
Not in my quiet beach community!!!!
aksinya wrote
Beaver?you mean vagina?I mean you know the guy?
Nihilist wrote
We believes in nothing Lebowski.
LogJammin wrote
He fixes the cable?
Art wrote
I still jerk off manually
Steve wrote
Donny: Phone's ringing, Dude.
Halorin wrote
So you're not interested in sex?
The Stranger wrote
I'd take comfort in that. Knowin' The Dude is out there, takin' it easy for all of us sinners.
Im a dick, man wrote
Whats that, like an irish monk?
Dude wrote
We didn't uh... there wasn't any... they're gonna kill that poor woman, man!
Shomer shabbas wrote
Hello, Pilar? My name is Walter Sobchak, we spoke on the phone, this is my associate Jeffrey Lebowski.
Duder wrote
A lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta whathaveyous
I am the walrus... wrote
DONNY YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!!!
A guy whose name really is Donnie wrote
But that's not fair!
His Dudeness wrote
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Walter wrote
8 year olds dude
Walter wrote
This isn't Nam, This is bowling, There are rules, mark it zero Dude
eg wrote
nothing is fucked here, nothing is fucked, those FUCKING AMATEURS!!!!
Donny wrote
I am the walrus
Walter wrote
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
mmn wrote
we...The Royal we!
us?....SHIT!
achiever wrote
this shirt is made for achievers...and fond we are of all of them...
Clueless Donny wrote
"I need my Johnson!"
"What do you need that for, dude?"
nihalist wrote
NO FUNNY SCHTUFF!
Jeff L wrote
Fuckin' A, man, I got a rash, man
Duuude wrote
Obviously you don't play golf.
Brother Schamus wrote
I am the walrus?
I am the walrus?
Maude/The Dude wrote
"Jeffrey, love me."
"That's my bathrobe..."
Brandt wrote
That's marvelous.
The other Nihilist wrote
Dude, you're being very unDude right now.
Theodore Hertzel wrote
If you will it is no dream
El Duderino (if you're not into the whole brevity thing) wrote
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine...
Walter/Dude wrote
"also, dude, Chinaman is not the proper nomenclature, asian-american please"
"I'm not talking about someone who built the fucking railroads Walter, this guy pissed on my fucking rug"
Jackie Treehorn wrote
treats objects like women, man
Little Larry Sellars wrote
The ace is high in the deck as the X used to say Dude.
What tha fuck does that mean... whata we gonna do man, what are we gonna tell Lebowski!??
....I don't know Dude..., what exactly is tha problem?
The Professor wrote
go gophers
The Dude wrote
Mind if I do a J?
El Duderino wrote
He's got emotional problems man.
You mean beyond Pacifism?
her dudeness wrote
That's just like... your opinion, man.
The dude....man wrote
its not \"obviously you don\'t play golf\" its \"obviously you are not a golfer\"
Walter wrote
Fucking show dog, with fucking papers
Jesus wrote
What's this day of rest shit?! What's this bullshit!? I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus!
Self-Applied Dude wrote
You mean coitus?
Jester wrote
Donny you're out of your element!!!
walter s wrote
uzi?
you didn't think i was traveling naked did you?
little Larry Sellers wrote
You're killing your father, Larry!
jeffrey wrote
the dude abides
walter sobchak wrote
forget about the fucking toe!
dudeness wrote
shes not my lady friend im just helping her to concieve!
W. Sobchak wrote
All you needed was a sap to pin in it on, and you'd just met me. You you, human paraquat!
The First Amendment wrote
You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me Dude, there are ways, you don't wanna know, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by three o'clock this afternoon WITH nail polish. Those fucking amateurs, they send us a toe, we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear?!? Fucking amateurs.
Duder wrote
You can call me the Dude, His Dudeness, Duder.......
Hey man.... got any leads on my car, man?
Leads..... what leads? Yeah, we got the boys working around the clock on it.... they're working in shifts..... Leads.....
dudearino wrote
i dont roll on f***** shabbas!
Walter Sobchak wrote
Fuck it Dude, let's go bowlin
Stranger wrote
Do you have to use suhmany cuss words?
Sobchack Security wrote
I practiced pacifism myself once too, not in nam of course.
put the piece away walter wrote
MARK IT ZERO!!
walter wrote
I can have you a toe by 3 o'clock....with nail polish!
Walter wrote
Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, McCain. At least it's an ethos.
Smokey wrote
Bullshit Walter, mark it eight Dude
walter wrote
calmer than you are.
Sobchak Security wrote
If you will it Dude, There is no dream...
Donny wrote
Im throwin rocks tonight, dude!
Nam wrote
Donney youre like a two-year-old who wanders into a movie demanding to know every detail...
The Dude wrote
What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam?
Jesus Quintana wrote
-Bush league psyche out stuff man, laughable. And if you try any of your crazy shit with us, you pull a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger till it goes click.
-Jesus.
-You said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus.
-Eight year olds dude.
Liam wrote
New shit has come to light.
Logjammin wrote
Shut the fuck up, Donnie.
banana joe wrote
Maude: You can only imagine what happens next . .
Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Walter wrote
does he still write?
Sobchak Security wrote
The man in the black pajamas Dude.... A worthy fuckin' adversary...
Walter wrote
OVER THE LINE!!!
Crains Street Theater Manager wrote
Fair? Who's the fuckin nihilists here?
Jim Styro wrote
Am I wrong?
greatest movie ever wrote
Is this your homework Larry?
mark wrote
Careful man ! There's a beverage here!
BunnyL wrote
That's you're name dude.
skEwb wrote
Yeah well that's just like your opinion, man.
Fave movie of all time wrote
Donny your out of your element!
FBrothers wrote
NO, Walter. You're not wrong, You're just an asshole!
Walter wrote
You see what happens, Larry? This is what happens when you FUCK. A STRANGER. IN. THE ASS!!!
Jim Morrison wrote
You see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens Larry when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
walter wrote
im just gonna go find a cash machine...
El Duderino wrote
Smoky was a consciencious objector!
I myself daubled in pacifism...not in Nam of course.
Sobchack Security wrote
"Is there a Ralph's around here?"
Duder wrote
Did I mictorate on your rug?
You mean, did you literally come and pee on my rug?
Do you speak English, son? Parle usted Englaise?
OR if you go by the line i heard on basic cable wrote
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?!?!?! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?!?!?!?! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?!?!?!?!
danny wrote
The ringer cannot look empty.
Knox Harrington wrote
That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly; it's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
Walter P wrote
"you want a toe, i can get you a toe by 5 o'clock, with nailpolish!"
Michelle wrote
I'm perfectly calm Dude
Walter wrote
Undies dude...my dirty whites
Francis Connelly wrote
That is our most modestly priced recepticle.
Johnny Goodwin wrote
MARK it ZERO
Chief of Police of Malibu wrote
Real reactionary...
macca9 wrote
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening
phi907 wrote
what the fuck is this
obviously you're not a golfer
Walter wrote
You're entering a world of pain...
Cowboy dude wrote
Do u have to use so many cus words
Donny wrote
Who's in pyjamas?
Walter wrote
Enjoyin' my coffee...
Walter wrote
You're being very undude....
UK Walter wrote
2000 years of history you're damn right i'm living in the fuckin past
The Little Lebowski wrote
My business papers.
And where do you work?
I'm unemployed.
The Nialists wrote
VE CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!!
YA, ENT VE STUMP UN IT ENT VE SQVOOSH IT.
dude wrote
ever hear of the seattle seven? that was me and six other guys
Maud wrote
You think the carpet-pissers did this?
JESUS wrote
What's this day of rest shit? What's this SAGA bull SHIT! I don't fuckin care!! It doesn't matter to JESUS!
cowboy wrote
Souix City Sarsaparilla.
Yip, thats a good one.
Jesus wrote
You said it man, nobody fucks with da Jesus!
Donnie who loves to bowl wrote
I don't roll on Shabbass!!!
Donnie wrote
Your phone's ringing dude
Steeveedee wrote
Limo driver: But you know me, I can't complain...
Dude wrote
That shirt would really tie my wardrobe together
The Knutsens wrote
Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
Mr Lebowski wrote
Yes yes, you told Brant on the phone he told me
Brant wrote
Careful man, there's a beverage here!
Private Eye wrote
She\'s not my special lady friend, man. I\'m just helping her conceive.
Nice Marmot wrote
Awww.... Nice Marmot!
I wrote
Hey, this is a private residence, man!
karl hungus wrote
shobbos, donny, is the jewish day of rest. that means i dont work, i dont drive a car, i dont fucking ride in a car, i dont handle money, i dont turn on the oven, and i sure as shit DONT FUCKING ROLLL!!! SHOMER SHOBBOS!
Achiever wrote
You make a mean caucasian Jackie.
Laura wrote
Don\'t be fatuitous, Jeffrey.
Jesus wrote
Let me tell you something, bendejo
The Dirty Undies wrote
Fuck \'n A, I got a rash
Jesus wrote
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit?
drago wrote
Best movie of all time!!!!!!
My Cycle wrote
I'm Jewish as fucking tevyah!
diesel wrote
Dipshit with a nine-toed woman...
the Dude wrote
yeah, real fuckin' calm walter, wavin' a fuckin' gun around?
Duderino wrote
At least I'm housebroken.
jaydub wrote
They were Nazis dude?
They threatened castration...we splitting hairs?
Andy wrote
this is a bummer man
His Dudeness wrote
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
Jesus wrote
You got a date Wednesday baby!
El duderino wrote
At least I'm house trained.
Duder wrote
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
Walter wrote
What we got here is a bunch of fig eaters with towels on their heads tryin to find reverse on a Soviet tank.
Carpet Pisser wrote
Um, dude. This guy looks like a F$#% loser
The Mighty and Powerful Raws wrote
Donny shut the fuck up... when do we play?
Fawn Knutsen wrote
She's gotta feed the monkey, man.
Smokey wrote
I don't wanna be a hard on about this, Dude, but I thought I'd let you know, we're submitting this to the league.
Not someone who built the fucking railroads wrote
Jackie Treehorn knows which Lebowski you are, Lebowski.
Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski.
You're not dealing with morons here.
His Dudeness wrote
You got the wrong guy, man. Do you see a ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fuckin married? The toilet seat's up, man!
derfla wrote
This is a private residence man!
Maude's Twin Sister wrote
Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.
Walter wrote
"SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!"
thenewshit wrote
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
Chinamen wrote
"GIVE US THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI!"
"Where's the fucking money, ....shit-head...?"
".... I think it' s down there somewhere. Let me take another look."
Team Pushover: Quinton and O\'Brien wrote
Nialists...Fuck me dude....say what you will about the tenants of national socialism...at least it\'s an ethox
Dios mío, man wrote
Liam and me, we gonna fuck you up.
Dave wrote
"I like your style dude, but do you have to use so many cuss words?"
The Rug wrote
...I'm gonna go find an ATM...
Pilar wrote
Larry, sweet pea, that man is here!
W. Sobchak wrote
"3000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're goddamn right I'm living in the past"
Walter wrote
This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
Oz wrote
Is this your homework Larry?
We know it's his fucking homework!
We know this is your homework! Son, have you ever heard of Vietnam?
Karl Hungus wrote
Hallo, meine dispatcher says zere is somezing wrong mit deine kabel?
Maude wrote
Do you like sex, Mr. Lebowski?
Jeffrey Lebowski wrote
Fuck it! Yes, tatoo it on your forehead! The bums will always lose! The bums will always lose!
Walter wrote
Went alright, Dude's car got a little dinged up.
J Dude wrote
Mr. Lebowski: "Are you suprised by my tears sir? Strong men also cry...Strong men also cry"
Dude: "Mind if I do a J"
german nhilist wrote
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Walter wrote
and please. . . .chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
Knox Harrington (The Video Artist) wrote
who's ur friend with the cleft asshole?
Ralph's wrote
This is our most modestly priced recepticle..
We're spreading the fuckin ashes! Look just because we're bereaved doesn't make us SAPS!
Don't you have something else we could put it in, man..?
This is our most modestly priced recepticle...
GOD DAAMNIT!!!.... 's there a Ralph's around here?
Brother Shamus wrote
"Look, just because we're derived doesn't make us saps!"
"You got a Ralph's around here?"
brant wrote
please dont touch that.
A Fellow Shamas wrote
Way to Go Donny! If you will it, it is no dream
Woo wrote
Do you see what happens Lebowski? Do you see what happens?
The Dude wrote
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women
DF wrote
And these are Mr. Lebowski\'s children.
Lost of different mothers...?
Oh! No! They arent really his children!
jesus wrote
8 year olds dude
Mrs. Jamtoss (flunkin Social Studies) wrote
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise!
Little Lebowski wrote
Nice marmot...
Coitous wrote
"I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behaviour and I don't like you.....Jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?"
"I'm sorry, I wasn't listening."
sammy wrote
Oh Boy! How are you going to keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.
Donny wrote
I am the walrus.
jesus quintana wrote
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
El Duderino (I'm not into the whole brevity thing) wrote
Hey, at least I'm housebroken.
urban_achiever wrote
far out man
Dude wrote
Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
brother of walter wrote
man in the black pyjama's........a worthy f*cking adversary!
Fern wrote
This shirt brings the room together, man...
Nomenclaturer wrote
The old man said I could have any rug in the house.
The dude wrote
Obviously your not a golfer...
Tara Reid wrote
Brent can't watch...
Maude Lebowski wrote
\"Life does not start and stop at your convienence you miserable piece of shit.\"
walter wrote
and let's not forget, dude, LET'S NOT FORGET, keeping an amphibious rodent....city limits....that ain't legal either.
el duderino wrote
The Dude minds man!!!!
BenE wrote
If these guys win, I want to be Secretary of State.
Hans wrote
fuck it dude... lets go bowling.
Sobchak Security wrote
I'm stayin...I'm finishing my coffee
Brent wrote
Shouldn't it be Lebowski/Sobchak?
jazix wrote
Lebowski/Sobchak '08
"who the fuck are the kanutzens, man!?"
karl hungus wrote
I am the walrus?
Gutterballs wrote
"What the fuck is this?"
"Obviously you're not a golfer."
"What's with the marmot man?"
CoolMikeSki wrote
And Yes Donnie...We'll Be By The In And Out Burger
Sarah wrote
I Just hate the fucking Eagles!
Maraxxus wrote
Thats right Dude, they peed on your fucking rug.
that and a pair of testicles.
Nobody fucks with the jesus.
Are we gonna split hairs here Donny, they were threatening castration.
Ulie wrote
Jewish as fuckin Tevia...
jesus quintana wrote
jackie treehorn treats objects like women!!
I mean she owe's money to known porographers all over town.............................and that's cool
The Ringer wrote
"What is that... yoga?"
Maude wrote
It increases the chances of conception!!!
ass off wrote
All your quotes suck: i don't like your jerk off quotes, i don't like your jerk off names, i don't like your jerk off faces, i don't like your jerk off attempted coolness, and i don't like you.....jerk offs!
Baran wrote
\"Asian American is the correct nomenclature\"
Walter wrote
You think i\'m fuckin\' around here?! MARK IT ZERO!
Quintana wrote
Oh Fuck! You Fascist!
Sarah Bellum wrote
Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude. At least it's an ethos.
fatjoey wrote
"todays ......what day is it"?
Wolfe wrote
I am the Walrus? I am the Walrus
Chris wrote
penis.
tempest wrote
there's a lot of ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous
your mom wrote
THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!!
little lebowski urban acheiver wrote
im sorry i wasnt listening
brandt wrote
this is our concern dude
walter wrote
fuck it dude, let's go bowling.
brandt also wrote wrote
They're our Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, innercity children of promise without the necessary means for necessary means for higher education....
De Jesus wrote
Whoa, hey--there's a beverage involved here, man!
walter sobchak wrote
My dirty undies dude...the whites.
the marmot wrote
That's fucking interesting man, that's fucking interesting...
Walter wrote
The bridge is coming up - Gimme the ringer, dude, chop chop
The Little Achiever wrote
Smokey is a pacifist
Autobahn wrote
I was a roadie for Metallica...Speed of Sound tour. Bunch of fuckin' assholes.
rugpisser wrote
Strong men also cry
Dude wrote
No, Walter... you're just an asshole!!
Ok then!
Strofe wrote
Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers?
brent wrote
mr lebowski is IN SECLUSION....
Tara Reid wrote
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
The chinaman wrote
The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
Walter wrote
See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
BanjoJones wrote
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, Donny
Excuse me SIR? wrote
I'm finishing my coffee
Walter wrote
THE CHINAMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE
logjammin' wrote
Dipshit with a nine toed woman
SueTeddi wrote
Shut the fuck up Donny you're out of your element.
Walter S wrote
Enjoying my coffee...
Marko!! wrote
It went all right. Dude's car gotta little dinged up...
El Dudarino,if your not into the whole brevity thing.. wrote
I hate the fucking eagles..
-Hes a pederast,whats a pederast walter?Shut the fuck up donny.
[censored Walter]This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps!!
duder wrote
careful man theres a beverage here!!!
walter wrote
MARK A ZERO!!!!!!!!!
The Jesus wrote
...and pull the fuckn trigger till it goes click.
Chomper wrote
I dabbled in pacifism for a time...not in 'nam of course.
donni wrote
obviously, your not a golfer.
Walter wrote
"I'm calmer than you are...I'm calmer than you are."
The Duder wrote
God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
walter wrote
Calmer then you are....
Pilar wrote
AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
Brant wrote
HAHAH, you never went to college
Miguel wrote
Nobody fucks with the Jesus!
keith wrote
do you have any kahlua?
Donny wrote
the man in the black pajamas... a worthy fuckin adversary.
the tape deck wrote
...or the Creedence
The Big Lebowski said: wrote
Some chinamen took them from in Korea!
kphilly wrote
Johnson?
Dieter wrote
Ah, that must be exhausting.
The Dude wrote
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Jesus wrote
Don't a fuck with theee jesus
Preston wrote
we didn't find the Creedence
King James wrote
You think the carpet pissers did this?
Bunny wrote
it really tied the room together
kz wrote
fuck it dude let's go bowling
Marmot wrote
Yes you are right Walter there is an unspoken message here, it's fuck you! Leave me the fuck alone....Yes, I'll be at practice...
VC wrote
I'm Staying! I'm finishing my coffee!
frog wrote
why does everything have to be about Viet Nam.
BL wrote
Alright! WAYTAGO DONNIE!
The F*cks down at the league office wrote
You got a date Wednesday baby! Woooo!!!
T Freck wrote
Oozie?
Ya, you didn\'t think I was rolling out of here naked did ya?
not in to the bereavity thing wrote
are you surprised by my tears, mr. lebowski?
....strong men also cry.
dude wrote
ehh fucken a
8 yr olds wrote
It went okay, Dude's car got a little dinged up
maude wrote
you remember oolie from the beaver pucture?
DUDE wrote
beyond pacificam. Yah man he is fragile
The song of whales tape in the walkman wrote
Hey man, this is a private residence!
erin wrote
mark it 8, dude
jman wrote
you don't go looking for a job like this on a weekday? is this ah, what day is this?
Knox Harrington wrote
The Chinaman is not the issue!
Hickey wrote
You're out of your element.
Jackie Treehorn wrote
So far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.
Brandt wrote
I'm just going to go find a cash machine...
Withnail wrote
I demand to have some booze
BABY!@!@ wrote
I'll suck your c*ck for a thousand dollars
haha wrote
you can imagine what happens next. Dude, "What, he fixes the cable?"
O'Brien wrote
Obviously you're not a golfer.
ME wrote
SHUT THE F#&K UP DONNY
Is there a Raplh's around here? wrote
JUST CAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MAKE US SAPS!
abiding dude wrote
F^ck it lets go bowling
Walter wrote
Dont worry man, they're nihilists.
dubbed over wrote
this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!
Walter wrote
This is what happens, you see, this is what happens when you fuck a stranger up the ass!!! This is what happens Larry!
Daphino wrote
I'm a brother shamus
Comedy Central wrote
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
Walter wrote
Please dude, Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature, asian american please....The chinamen is not the issue here!!!
Bunny wrote
I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck, so that this strumpet could waltz around!
the big lebowski wrote
my condolences mr. lebowski, the bums lost. i suggest you do what your parents did, and get a job mr. lebowski, the bums lost, you hear me, the bums will always lose
marny wrote
i jus bought tha car lass week.
Jonesy wrote
your not privy to all the new shit, man...
BrotherShamus wrote
We got Quintanna and O'Brien next week... should be a pushover
Ulli (from the Beaver picture) wrote
you must be here to fix the cable
the Ex wrote
Aitz Chaim Heh
urban achiever wrote
(inhale) That's a bummer, man
mike wrote
that, and a pair of testicles.
dave wrote
not to mention that keeping wildlife for an amphibous rodent, uh...that shit ain't legal either man
Little Larry wrote
Sex can be a natural, zesty enterprise; however, there are some--it is called cetoriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in it compulsively, and without joy.
Anyway, we'll go there after the, uh, what-have-you.
Fuckin' dammit, Walter!
Chief of Police of Malibu wrote
Keep yer lousy, goldbricking ass out of my beach community!
jeffrey wrote
Fortunately I keep up a strict drug regimen to keep my mind sharp.
Brent wrote
Mr Lebowski is in seclusion in the west wing
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